Chapter 973: Chapter 973 I Use Bird Language to Exterminate Pests for You_1 Chapter 973: Chapter 973 I Use Bird Language to Exterminate Pests for You_1 Tong Sanlang “…”
Life held no charm for him.
He wanted kisses, hugs, and love, not to learn some damn bird language!
Qiao Xiaomai looked at his protesting little eyes, holding back laughter as she said, “Actually, I suspect these books aren’t for studying at all—they’re for wiping your butt, what with the pile of toilet paper in them.”
As she spoke, she took out a few sheets of toilet paper. “This kind of toilet paper, I’ve seen it before. Although it’s rough, it’s still better than using book paper for wiping your butt.”
Out of all the items Liuli had left behind, the thing Qiao Xiaomai was most pleased with was this toilet paper. She was about to run out in her own space, and she disdained the grass paper here that was used for wiping. She had already bought some silk cloth planning to use that instead.
Now, suddenly having a whole pile of toilet paper, she could at least use it for half a year!
Half a year’s time should be enough for her to make some soft, butt-wiping paper, right?
Tong Sanlang “…”
He vehemently condemned the change of topic. “I’m not in the mood to listen to this right now; my mind is on other things!”
“I’m just trying to help you get rid of the ‘bugs’ in your head. Come on, follow me and read bird language, it will definitely ‘deworm’ you.” Qiao Xiaomai picked up the English book she had tossed aside.
Tong Sanlang, “…you might as well say something useful.”
Determined not to let him have his way, how excessive!
Seeing that he had resigned himself, Qiao Xiaomai said with a grin, “Then let me see what these books are all about. By the way, since Liuli knew how to make explosives, where is the paper that recorded the Explosive Recipe?”
“Besides explosives, did she know any other recipes? Like for soap, glass, and such; those things could also make money.”
She had been joking at first, but at this point, her face had taken on a serious expression.
As she thought about it, she opened the English textbook to see if there was anything unusual inside.
When Tong Sanlang heard her say this, he also set aside his gloom. “Hurry and take a look.”
Soap and glass, both were very practical.
The soap pods liquid and pancreas used by people now were not very strong in their cleansing power, far behind the soap Qiao Xiaomai had in her space.
And the glass, they were using paper to cover windows now, which blocked light, easily deteriorated, and was no match for glass.
If these two items were introduced, they would definitely create a craze and make it smoother to extract silver from the Aristocratic Families.
“Hmm, I’ll go through them one by one.” Qiao Xiaomai said, checking the books one by one.
Remembering that Yang Wenxiao and Tong Tiehu had never even tasted soy milk, she clicked her tongue in dismay. “Liuli really had no interest in food. Living in this time-space for several years and she never managed to make soy milk.”
It was excusable to not know how to make tofu, but soy milk? Tsk.
She was just too hopeless in the kitchen.
Maybe it was her lack of domestic skills that led to her man’s betrayal.
Alas, scumbags, they deserved to be blown to bits on the spot.
Thinking of this, she felt less resentful toward Liuli.
She actually had no right to blame Liuli, if not for her, she might never have met Tong Sanlang.
Her resentment towards Liuli was only because Tong Sanlang resented her.
Now recalling this small detail, her resentment inadvertently lessened a bit.
“She only used my great-grandfather, so why would she think of such small details of daily life,” Tong Sanlang said expressionlessly.
Qiao Xiaomai glanced at him and asked, “When are we showing Liuli’s letter to Grandpa?”
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